I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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