worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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