I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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