no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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