Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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