okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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