I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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