You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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