kristin has been a bad kristin
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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