The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
