is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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