that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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