Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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