There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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