He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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