How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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