So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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