Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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