Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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