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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(253): View more from Washington

The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself

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(240): View more from Maryland

i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.

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