I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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