better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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