if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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