I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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