It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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