You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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