I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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