Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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