with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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