We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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