Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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