Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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