Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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