I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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