I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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