i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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