Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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