bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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