Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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