the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
...so i touched it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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