so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Randomize