I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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