you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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