cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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