Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
