His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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