He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
