i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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