you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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