i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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