i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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