We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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