last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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