FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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