I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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