Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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