he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize