I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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